1. Sometimes a bird will not only fly into your bumper but will do a back flip over the hood, pivot and then throw it's self in a triple-lutz-style motion over your sunroof and off the back of the car. Entertaining.... yes... disturbing.... not so much
2. A world without Billy Mays is not a world I want to be a part of. :( (sidebar... I'm glad I'm not a celebrity... sheesh... they're dropping like flies!)
3. One bird can make enough poop to cover an entire car making you double over with laughter at the most inappropriate time. (at least when people saw the tears running down our face they assumed it was for the funeral and nothing else. lol)
4. I used to think that the most helpless horrible moment in life was when you had that gut wrenching sob that racks your whole body and you're kneeling on the floor of your tub with the shower running so no one hears you crying, because your heart has just been broken. I have since learned this week that you don't know hopelessness until you're holding a friend who's gut wrenching sobs are wracking her body because she just lost her soul mate and there's nothing you can say or do to help her or make it better. Trust me... that my friend is helplessness and horrible all in one.
5. Working your buns off at a grad party can be quite fun when paid in Margarita's, Beer, free food, and cake.
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What a week you had girl! Good thing you're around for all of us! We are lucky to have ya!
S
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