Random Thoughts....

1. Kid Rock wants me, Nickelback stalks me, and Bill Laimbeer gave me pink eye.... overall.... a good weekend.

2. Purse parties are made from the pits of hell, conjured up by the devil to make me spend more money than I could make in 100yrs causing me to be evicted, and ultimately resulting in using my new Dolce and Gabana bag for housing.

3. Why on earth am I contemplating tacking on another year or two of school just so I can complete my BSN? It's not for money.... it's not for fame... it IS however for a big SCREW YOU to certain people... and somehow... that's reason enough.

4. I hate Bad Ass Wesley... I hate Cordy and Angel... and I hate the baby too. Does that make me a bad person? Prolly. Does that make me obsessed? Slightly. Does that prove that I don't have a life? Definitely!

5. I am having the ultimate good hair day today... the first one since I chopped this mane, and I just don't want this day to end because my hair looks JUST THAT GOOD.

6. Why is it that you find some of the most annoying people at concerts? When I was at Big $ Rich there was a couple in front of me who kept high-5-ing. Seriously... why would you do that? Did you write the song? Did you sing the song? Did you nail the song? I don't get it. You're weird. Go home.

7. Because I have no life, (see thought 4) and... because I'm weird like that... I weighed all my new nursing books.... they weigh more than my son. :( *Sigh*

8. It seems that having cramps would be bad enough on the one slow week before you start a hell on earth level two nursing program... but no... my body... MY BODY decided that cramps weren't enough... it decided that I needed a herpatic lesion on my lip, and a runny gunky pink eye to go along with all of that... If I'm not the hottest mom you've ever seen... in this moment... RIGHT NOW, then I don't know WHO is!

9. Carding people at the Kid Rock concert was hands down the most fun I've had yet doing that security gig.

10. Why, does the one time in THREE YEARS that a man has made obvious advances towards me.... a man who can further my nursing career in ways I'd never imagined, a man that has a cottage on an Island I only DREAMED about having my own place on for years (mackinaw), a man who has an awesome job, and a very desirable income.... .Why... WHY does this man have to be 110? Ok... 65. Why?