1. Do ALL vampires have Chuck Norris Round House Kick abilities, or does Buffy just have really bad luck and happen to run into all the bad arse vamps?
2. Is it possible to fit any more active under 7 males in this house? And who's bright idea was it to entertain 3 young men?
3. When is the time change? I really need an extra hour of sleep!!!!!!!
4. How did it become Thursday already? Time flies.....
5. What will I be like when I'm old and grey? I took care of Patient number 3 today. When I'm old and grey I want to be a combo of patient number 2 and 3. Number 2 got a cappuccino at 6am, and slept till 11am. Number 3 wanders around in her own little world, smile on her face, hugging everyone, and changing her outfit every hour on the hour. Seriously!!!! She had on 3 different outfits by lunch! LOVE IT!!!!
6. Do you suppose when my ceiling actually FALLS IN and the trusses are ROTTED that my landlord will THEN take action and fix my roof, or do you suppose I'll just have to trow a tarp over it and call it good?
7. If a girl can convince herself, and her body that she is pregnant, when in fact she is NOT pregnant. Then... can a girl become cyber pregnant? This is the question that was posed to me over lunch yesterday at school. The theory is... if you have having cyber sex, what would stop you from thinking you were pregnant. I mean if you can convince your body you're pregnant anyway then who's to say......... And for that matter, could you convince yourself into an STD if you were having unprotected cyber sex???? Which leads to a whole other issue.... do you have the right to demand that your partner wear protection while having cyber sex? Seriously.... this dating world has completely changed in the last ten years! However, I'm half tempted to seduce some poor dude online ask him to wear protection then contact him 3 weeks later to tell him I'm carrying his child! SERIOUSLY the hilarity that would ensue. AND speaking of sue.... I just may be able to sue for emotional and mental stress!!! I like it... I really really LIKE it!
8. How much longer till bed time? SERIOUSLY!!! I need some sleep!
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#7 made my brain smoke a little. Too much thinking.
If your roof does cave in, I will go to court and say that you knew it was gonna happen and your landlord ignored you.
My friend Kadie and I already have plans for when we're old and crazy! So make some of your own and join us!
Um...yes to #1.
I mean, it would be boring veiwing it the vamps could only do the moonwalk and "pop and lock" when they come back. It would make for great chorography, but poor fight scenes.
As far as number 7 is concerned, apparently, I have convinced myself that I am pregnant along with Amanda. Though by my looks, I am well into my second trimester...
I'd say go garage sale'n for a tarp!
S
Girl, sometimes you scare me! I am not even going to touch #7.
However, #5, Sherry and I already agreed that we will be in a nursing home together...you can join the party. Since she and I don't and won't have any kids to change our diapers and keep us from wandering into the street, we will have to take care of each other.
I didn't realize #7 would scare so many people! lol.
About the Vamps... I'm just saying, if you're fat and lazy in while you're living then how do you get all Chuck Norris when you turn into a vamp? Pretty unrealistic don't you think?
Anyway, I have to go. I feel nauseated, and I have this weird rash. I'd better go take some penicilin....
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