There is a gas station I visit on a regular basis. Ok fine, sometimes I go there twice in one day... sue me. Anyway I went in today to fill up with gas and there was this guy behind the counter. He's short, nice enough, and a little stocky. So he takes my money and then turns around and that's when I notice his pants are LITERALLY belted to the BOTTOM of his butt! Seriously. I mean like his butt was out of the pants but his shirt covered his arse because it was tucked in. It was just so incredibly wrong. He wanted to wear his baggy pants all slung nice and low, but wow.... so wrong. SO VERY WRONG!!!
About 10 minutes later as I was driving down the road I happened to notice at the Eagles club in the next town over an old guy bent over with his Plumber Butt showing. So it is at this point I have decided either a) the forces of nature are working together to moon me, or b) I have discovered the purpose of my life which is to surgically sew men's pants into place over their behinds so I don't have to look at their nasty backsides. Either that or I could use my nursing career to discover a way to surgically remove said derriere and that would take care of the problem all together.
The lesson of the day folks is....
PULL YOUR DANG PANTS UP.... no one needs to see that! LOL
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