What on earth possesses my ex to come to me for dating advice? Seriously? He's asking me whether or not he should call this girl. What portal of hell just opened and sucked me into its vortex of doom? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? If he comes to me for sex advice I'm going to give myself a swirly.
Awwwkward!
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Yeah, well Greg's girlfriend wants to be my new bff...she was trying to tell me some "hilarious" bedroom story the other day when I stopped her and said, "Really, nothing personal, but I am NOT interested..." (duh, been there...done that...)
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