What Dreams May Come....

I've had some weird dreams lately. Seriously, I have no idea what's behind them, but I dreamt that I was in love with a chair... that I had to pick my kid up in my fleece pink reindeer pants, and then there is the reoccurring dream involving a locker room, pink stalls, fecal matter, and obnoxious drunk men. Seriously... what is going on in my subconscious?