So at 230 this morning I get a phone call from a number marked private.... I say hello, and they say hello... it is then followed by a lot of moaning and heavy breathing. I hang up. They call back... more heavy breathing, and lots and LOTS of moaning. I hang up. They call back AGAIN... heavy breathing, moaning, I wake my sister I make her listen, we chuckle and hang up again. They call AGAIN only this time there is a breathless male on the other end thanking me.
Apparently my hello is quite the turn on! I suppose if you must have a psychopath play with himself while you're on the phone, it's best to have a polite one, right?
BUT WAIT..... there's more!!!!
He called back this afternoon, telling me he wants us to be cool, and that he's rich, and will pay for my minutes.... Then proceeds to tell me that he owns a foot massage therapy place and he'd like to offer me his services.....
Seriously, I can't make this stuff up!!!
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ummm...i'm wondering if i need to check someone's call log....
and don't forget he wanted to suck your toes after he massaged them!!! :):)
and don't forget he wanted to suck your toes after he massaged them!!! :):)
and don't forget he wanted to suck your toes after he massaged them!!! :):)
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You didn't tell me that!!!!!
oppps must have forgot that part!! :)
Sweet! If he would massage my feet first, I would take my chances...Why doesn't things like that happen to me?
You can not be serious!
I spoke to a police officer today that told me we could not only have a trace put on those calls but we can monitor that persons further calls and prosecute.
I love it! Someone is gonna be embarassed!
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