Five Random Things....

1. Why is it when I hear a Jackson Five song it inevitably makes me smile... More specifically, ABC or I Want You Back.

2. Why is it that I can sleep endlessly on my days off, but on the days I work I suddenly am motivated to clean the house and take on projects left and right like a rockstar?

3. Why is it that Ikea has this palpable power over me that makes me completely unable to leave that store without dropping a hundo?

4. Why is it that my son refuses to dress in creative and cute Halloween costumes, such as the green army guy posted on pinterest, but instead insist upon some scary/freaky looking thing called Ghost Rider?

5. Why is it that Mr Humpty feels it necessary to brag that he "once got busy in a Burger King Bathroom." Ewww... Mr Humpty.... Ewwww!!!!!