Five Benefits Of Attending A Kid Rock Concert

1. I can now say, Yes! I know what pot smells like!

2. I can now say, Yes! I know what a male blow up doll looks like!

3. I can now say, Yes! I have seen another woman's boobies, while she was on top of a guys shoulders drinking beer!

4. I can now say Yes! I have taken beer from a minor, thrown it on the ground and enjoyed every minute of it!

5. I can now say Yes! I am carrying his love child, and plan to sponge of him for the rest of my life.

Wait a minute... that was the residual pot working it's way out of my system. I'm not really carrying his love child. That was the contact high talking. My bad.