Me---WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR??? (This... after I had combed it for church)
Him-- I made it look cool!
Me-- Huh??? It DID look cool.
Him-- No it didn't, it was boring......
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Him-- Mom..... you snore loud, like daddy.
Me-- You're grounded.
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Me-- Son... get to bed! If you don't get to sleep you're going to be in trouble.
Him-- But MOM! I am a CHILD! And a child should not sleep alone, we should sleep in the big bed with our parents!
Me-- You're right, you are a child. A child who is about to get a sore bottom.
Him-- That's not nice mom.
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Him-- Mom... I'm not going to let you play with my Transformers anymore.
Me-- Why?
Him-- Because... you don't prapreciate them.
Me-- YES I DO!!! I looooove them.
Him-- Mom.. you're weird. And you're boring.
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Him-- Mooooooommmmy?
Me-- Yes son?
Him--- I love you.
See... he always knows how to play me!
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