Ok so this is cross posting from my myspace, but I thought it was funny... enjoy...
Let me paint a picture for you...
It's a sunny day. Snowing a bit. Bitterly cold. But a day where, when the sun shines on the snow, the snow glistens... like glitter. It's pretty. Cold but pretty. I'm looking outside enjoying the day... when what to my wondering eyes do appear??? But a man... dressed in a black coat. Dare I say a black Adias coat. Stylish, but... understated. Not to jockified, but he wants to look somewhat athletic. He's walking, he's got his Adias coat on... he's got on sunglasses. He's working it. Black coat. White stripes. Black sunglasses. White gloves. WHAT??? Oh yeah... I said it... GLOVES.... BIG, WHITE, GLOVES!!!! And we're not talking like the dollar store one size fits all gloves. We're talking JC Penny, womens section, hand knitted, WHITE gloves.
I expected him to break out in the moon walk at any second. No man... NO MAN should wear white gloves!!! Ever, under any circumstance is that acceptable. You should want to loose your fingers to frostbite before you will put on white gloves! NEVER!!! Please take note. And for that matter, NO WOMAN should ever give a second look to a man in white gloves.
Wow... white.... gloves.....
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