Conversation Of The WEEK

Me- "Son... I hear you were sitting on your girlfriends lap on the bus today. Is that true?"
Boy- "Yes."
Me- "It is INAPPROPRIATE to SIT on a girls lap. EVER. I do not EVER want you to sit on a girls lap again. Got it?"
Boy- "Ok momma."
Me- "Well... unless it's your mom. It's ok to sit on a girls lap if it's your moms lap. Or grandma Evey."
Boy- "OOKAAAY mom."
Me- "So... what have we learned today?"
Boy- "Don't sit on a goils lap?"
Me- "Right... or what will happen."
Boy- "You will be mad."
Me- "RIGHT!"

Seriously... somebody help me! lol. He's FOUR where does he come up with this stuff????