Is It Wrong?????

That I love Ambien pens so much, that I took one from the school office on my sons first day of school? I offered to replace it with another pen, but the gal said... "OH no... we have a bag full!" Do you know I've obsessed about getting my hands on that bag ever since! I mean... I"m gathering all the drug pens I have just to trade for that Ambien pen bag! Seriously, I have girls at work that are on Ambien watch. They call me from other departments and let me know when there is a lost Ambien pen looking for me! **Sigh** I need a life!