Really???? REALLY?????

"The universe is cruel, that's why man invented Bud Light."

That quote has been ringing over and over in my head the last couple of hours. Perhaps it was in preparation for today's events, perhaps it was to contemplate whether or not it is a philosophy I approve of... either or.... it's rather apropo....

I spent my day running around studying for 2 test, going to school, and running errands. I finally left school and once in service got this message on my phone.

"Umm... yeah.... you're not going to believe this, but your ass is on the front page of the Avalanche. And I mean, literally... your ASS!"

So I reach over under my books and grab the paper, surely you jest, I'm thinking. I see kids at a car wash, and think she's crazy. Then it occurs to me to flip the paper over. I flip the paper over and horror of horrors sure enough there is my ARSE for all the world to see!

It's in the background, but it's there and it's me. Can you see the awesomely cute shirt I was wearing? NO. Did I wear super cute polka dot shoes that day? NO! Did I turn and look at the camera like "Haaaaaaayyyyaaaaayyy I'm cute. I'm single. For a good time call..." NO instead you see my huge FAT post baby derriere. Seriously.

Honestly, I laughed so hard I cried. My friend tried to tell me that it wasn't that bad, and that perhaps no one would notice it was me. But this is a small town and what other person in town has big curly hair, is stuck in the 80's and still wears a jean jacket. ME. Yeah... you can totally tell.

On the up side... at least I wasn't completely bent over looking at a headstone. Whatever... pass me a beer.