Parenting...

I've mentioned before about when I was younger and would dream of being a parent. I pictured this Norman Rockwell setting, me imparting knowledge to my young child, him sitting at my feet, enthralled by my vast knowledge....

Fast forward to tonight when my son said to me at the dinner table

"MOM!!!! Look what I can do!!!! I can make my arm FART!!! Isn't that awesome???" as he proceeds to stick his hand under his armpit and make the farting noises.

**Sigh**.... what should of been.