Me-- **Discussing Angel** ..... So yeah, and it's not like she didn't get around, ya know. I mean she died of syphilis and she was a prostitute back in the day. Not only that but she's like 400 years old. So what's his deal anyway?
Her-- **Staring at me**
Me-- What???? I'm just saying....
Her--- I'm just picturing you as a vampire.
Me-- Okaaay. That's awkward. Why?
Her-- Cuz. I know that if you were a vampire you'd be 400 years old and only be with one person.
Me-- Okaaay, more awkward... and a little disturbing....
Her-- Face it, Say What, you're a prude, and even as a vampire you'd be kinda prudy. Yeah... you'd be the only 400 year old, ex-hooker-turned-vampire that would only be with one guy in that 400 years.
Me-- **Silence**
Her-- It's not bad! It's a compliment, really. Although.... I do think you should embrace you're inner vamp.
Me-- **Silence**
Ok... I think I laughed my butt off right after that, then I grabbed a slice of pizza and shoved it in my mouth so that the convo would end! lol You gotta love friends and their honesty.
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Friday. You, me and a pitcher of blood (or....beer) We'll get you to embrace your inner vamp (promiscuous side) even if it takes all of eternity (the night)
LOL!!! We always have such interesting conversations at this venue dont we???? Gotta luv the Hut!
The Hut is BAD!!!! It gives me verbal Diarrhea!!!! LOL
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