Monday, July 21, 2008

Top 5 Reasons Why I'm A Dork....

1. I'm waaaay to friendly. Case in point.... I was walking into the gas station the other day, chatting with a friend of mine who works there, meanwhile I managed to say hi to the guy at the pump next to me, and see how his baby was doing. I managed to ask the gal behind the counter about her leg, and catch the latest gossip from my co-worker who happened to be checking out at the same station.... all the while still chatting with friend number one.

2. I'm waaaaaay to perverted. Case in point.... My sister-in-law was here studying with me, and we were chatting about doing an assignment. She stated.... "Well... whaddaya think? Should we just go to my house and screw it and do it?" At which point I fell off the couch laughing. Seriously, that entertained me for hours afterward.

3. I break out into song for no reason. Case in point.... I hugged my co-worker and sang "The Wind Beneath My Wings" to her because I felt like it.

4. I developed a saying that is now, not only around the hospital, but out at the Lewiston clinic as well. When I see one of my co-horts coming towards me I will say "Wow..... you're chest is looking spectacular today....." to which I have taught them to reply.... "And your belly is SO flat." And they're eating it up. I kid you not, at least three times a day I get this compliment. Sometimes it's my chest, sometimes it's my belly. Who knows, but I like it. That's not to mention the fact that I've trained just about everyone to throw chocolate at me when I am crabby, and fluff my hair. Seriously, THREE people fluffed my hair for me today! THREE! LMBO

5. When directing float traffic before the parade on Saturday, I felt the need to do the running man in the parking spots so that the drivers had a good visual of where to go. And when it rained, I managed to do a little dance number with my umbrella.... Somehow.... I just don't think that's normal.

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