Today Is....

One of those days where

I want to be in clothes that are 3 sizes to big
I want to be in a baseball cap
I do NOT want to be wearing makeup
I want to be in bed
I want to have another wet burrito from the Frederic Inn, but I know I can't!!!!
I am keenly aware of how HUGE my ass is.
I am keenly aware that I just used the word ass, but when referring to the size of ones derriere it's only appropriate
I am tired
I am in need of a nap
I am pensive
I will be wearing a pony tail in .08 seconds
I could drink a gallon of coke, right now!
I realize that I need to polish my nails
I realize just how messy my house is
I realize just how LITTLE I care about how messy my house is
I realize just how much I NEED to clean my house, no excuses tonight
I am keenly aware of how much I love my friends and miss those who have lost touch