Conversation Of The Day

Neighbor Boy- Things would be a lot easier if you had a husband around here.

Me- Really? Why's that.

NB- Because he could take care of the garbage and stuff.

Me- But, like who should it be?

NB- You know... like Dave. (his dad)-- As he's wiggling his eyebrows. --

Me- Ummm... yeah, that'd be nice, but he's already married to your mom so that wouldn't work.

NB- NOOOOO.... I said LIKE Dave.

Me- Oh... like Dave. Ok. Well Why like Dave?

NB- You know... cuz he's.... nice, and adorable. (Wiggling his eyebrows again)

Me- Oh..... okay.... so I need to look for a guy who's adorable, so that he can empty my garbage, and make things easier around here?

NB- Yup.

Me- Wow... thanks. I'm glad we've had this conversation, it's been very enlightening.