Her-- So yeah then my husband said... you know.. give it to the one with the hair!
Me-- Soooo wait a minute. You're telling me that I've been to your house, chatted with your man and the only way he remembers me is as "The one with the hair??!!"
Her-- Well... yeah, honey you do have big hair.
Me-- No I don't! It's not BIG... it's CURLY!!! It's actually quite thin if you were to feel it.
Her-- Listen... I don't want to burst you're bubble or anything, but you look like a Barbie on Crack.
Me-- **speechless** A whaaaaat?
Her-- A Barbie on Crack, you're hairs all over the place and it's big and fluffy.
Me-- Now listen here... if I were a Barbie on Crack I'd be a heck of a lot THINNER and have a HECK of a lot more energy...
Seriously... only my friends... only... my... friends... lol
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