1. It pays to suck up to the right people. Each of the uppity ups that came into that room all smiled and welcomed me and told me they were excited to have me back. Apparently smiling that little smile of mine, even though I'm thinking "I hate people" is a good thing.
2. Washing your hands is a good thing. And just in case you forget, or forgot... they will remind you every 12.7 minutes.
3. Lift with your legs my friends... lift with your legs.. (I think it was at this point that I started day dreaming about the hottie across the table from me. He's going into med school in the fall, and I thought he might need some help with his studies.......)
4. When using a fire extinguisher one should always have the nozzle pointed away from their person, and toward the fire.
5. If a male employee pats a female employee on the butt it is called Sexual Harassment. (Which is apparently pronounced Harr-isss-ment) I for one call it, "All In A Days Work...." but unfortunately, I must change my mindset.
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