Conversation Of The Day

**Me on phone**

"So this stupid Friday the 13th Deer... it bounds away with a full tummy, and leaves my flowers chewed to nubs, can you BELIEVE it?"

**Enter the boy stage left**

"Momma... I need to check my plant."

"No you don't you're plants fine, you NEED to go to bed. Stop stalling."

"But momma... did the deer eat my plant?"

**Me thinking... OH CRAP** and making a mental note, that this house is just WAY smaller than the last one! I used to be able to chat in the last one, and no one would hear me!!!

"No honey I checked your plant, it's fine. I just put some stuff on it so it will be safe."

"But I need to check it to make sure mom."

"ok.. fine... lets check it hurry up."

"Mom??" ** as we're walking outside to check the plant.

"Will the deer eat me too?"

**Me trying not to laugh**

"Uhhh... no honey... deer don't eat little boys."

"Are you sure? I think the deer will eat me!"

"No son. I am CERTAIN the deer will not eat you. They only like green leafy things. LIKE MY FLOWERS! and though you SMELL like a flower, you are not leafy and green. Therefore you're safe."

"Ok mom"

Seriously... the things that come out of that child's mouth amaze me. He is the funniest thing EVER!