Have You Ever.....

......Worked with someone who just rattles off what they are thinking before really thinking about what they're saying? I have someone like that, that I work with. Come to think of... I have a LOT of people like that, that I work with. Must be an occupational hazard. Like the time the fat smelly guy at the country station told me... "Yeah... you're like me you've got the face for radio!" Ummm... thanks???? So yesterday my coworker looks at me and says....

"Hmmmmm" as she leans in and gets a closer look at my forehead. "Did you wear makeup today?" and she giggles. To which I reply....
"Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh why?"
Then she gets this deer in the headlights look like.... Oooooh pretty light, can't... look... away..... and she says
"Oooooh no reason" **Nervous laugh**
"Really?" I say "Just tell me, what..."
"Well, I don't want to say... it might make you self conscious"
"Uhhhhh okaaaay....."
"Well... it's just... with that line in the middle of your forehead... it makes you look like a Klingon"
"A WHAAAAAA???????"
"A Klingon, haven't you seen Star Trek, they have like this raised bump in the center of their foreheads and then these waves on either side"
"YES I KNOW WHAT A KLINGON IS!!!" As I go to the bathroom and look in the mirror
"Well... it's nothing that some makeup wouldn't fix... you could blend it or something." she called out after me.
Now mind you.... I looked in the mirror, I didn't see a line or waves or whatever, but she did. Personally I think she's smoking crack.

Lesson learned today: Do NOT ask questions when the person says... "I don't want to say, it might make you self conscious." lol