Tubing out of Rosco sucks! That part of the river is shallow, slow, and stinky. I would have sworn that we were tubing in a sewer. However it was way cool, super fun to see the family, and watch my sister take on a gaggle of guys that she doesn’t even know, and walk up to them and tip their canoe. Just cuz they got her little princess sister –me- and princess cousins-Rachel, Krissy- and way cute nephew-the boy- soaked with their super soakers… I believe the highlight was either them saying to her – “Hey… hold on, I just opened a new beer” and her reply “I don’t care if you just opened a pot of gold you’re going in!” (Edited for the family blog…) Or if it was when the guy came after her and then turned around and she said “YEAH! GO home and cry to your MOMMA!” Uhhh… ok… Kerry… GAGGLE of MEN…. And you… I swear to St Peter, you have a death wish, which is cool, but don’t bring me into it! LoL.
My dysfunctional family, albeit completely dysfunctional, totally rocks. What other weirdo-s would be traipsing through the woods at 930pm at night on a murder mystery tour. (of our own making) And for that matter what kind of crazy stalkers come up from DETROIT for a few hours to partake in the excursion? lol. I have some of the coolest stalkers around!
Going to the movies by yourself…. Not so bad. No one talks to you in the middle, and there’s no one lecturing you about how much snowcaps cost. You want them… you get them.
How is it my house gets trashed EVERY weekend? That sucks.
I remembered I have a class I have to attend tonight to before they’ll legalize the divorce. It’s called SMILE. Start Making It Livable For Everyone. I believe the point is to try to make us communicate better and get along. Which, my thoughts are… really? I mean if 7yrs of counseling couldn’t teach us to get along, one 3hr class will??? LOL… whatever I will attend with an open mind, and a good attitude. FINE I will attempt to attend with limited cynicism, and sarcasm.
Canker sores suck!
I believe the weekend can best be summed up by my new favorite phrase… “Don’t threaten ME with a good time!”
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Your downstate stalkers had a great time. It was nice to meet your family. Your mom and dad are great. Of course, for a minute I was kind of worried that your family got us lost in the woods and we would have to make camp for the night. I was trying to remember if I knew any survival skills, but I am basically a city girl so I would have been of no help.
eeeh... you would of been fine.... that is... if the crazy family didn't come and get us. Or the blair witch... or... if we started to hear the theme from deliverence... or.... my grandpa suddenly appeared....
LOL.. good times, good times. I LOVE that you guys came. And John totally won my parents over yet again. I told her.. SEE you need to trust me. Not all my friends are crazy! :) And my dad... he totally loved Todds car! I think you guys are now expected to show at all family functions. You've been accepted into the circle of trust! lol
I'm watching you! :)
I love the 'I dont care if you just opened a pot of Gold, your going down' comment. That should TOTALLY go in the quote book.
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