Schedules

I've taken the liberty of drawing up a schedule of my days. I mean since I have no job, I wasn't sure exactly how I would fill my day. I've worked since I was 14, it started with babysitting, and eventually lead to waitressing, fast food, and radio. So... now that I have no job to wake up to tomorrow... and if I stop moving I may have a nervous breakdown... I've taken the time to draw up a plan on how to fill my days.... here's what I've come up with...

Noon- wake up
12:01p- stare at ceiling
12:02p-allow 20 minutes to express inner rage
12:21p- pull covers over head
12:25p-get out of bed, and make coffee, and enjoy
12:45p-allow 15 minutes rage time
1p- Count specks of glitter on ceiling
1:10pm- clean lint from bellybutton
1:15pm-allow 15 minutes rage time
1:30pm- take nap
5:00pm- Wake up
5:01pm- Allow 30 minutes rage time
5:30pm- see how many licks it really DOES take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
6:00pm- Allow 30 minutes rage time
6:30pm- open and close hand and see how many times one can do this before encountering crippling hand cramps
6:45pm- Allow 15 minutes rage time
7:00pm- Take short nap
9:00pm- Learn to play "Wipe Out" with 2 Number 2 leaded pencils, a soup can, and an old empty box of dental floss
9:30pm- Allow 30 minutes rage time
10:00pm- Go to bed

See... this will be great. I have time to figure out all of lifes mysteries. The toostie pop thing, the glitter on the ceiling thing, there is a lot for me to fill my time with. This is the best FREAKIN week ever.

(and if you can't feel the incredible bitter sarcasm in that statement... then you need some SERIOUS help)