Five Things I Learned At Work Today

-- No matter how much saliva I pool inside my mouth, it is impossible for me to eat 5 saltine crackers in 60 seconds.

-- I can, however, eat 5 saltine crackers in 75 seconds.

-- Rumor has it there is a contract out on me. Ok, they said it was a bid, but I think it sounds better when you say a contract. More scandalous, more.... Sopranos..... What this means is that someone in the organization wants me to work in their office primarily. This is a plus because A) they like me, they really, really like me and B) It may pad my pocketbook once the unemployment runs out.

-- If you have to check the horoscope for your "Love life" predictions for 2008, it's not a good sign. lol

-- It is possible, even at 33, to have people cheer, and give you candy just for going pee-pee on the potty. -- Kid you not! I told them I was jealous because no one throws a party when I go potty on the potty, unlike the parties that 2yr olds get. So when I decided to go to the bathroom, I made the announcement and when I came out they were clapping, cheering, and okay so they didn't give me candy... they just THREW candy at me. Hershey hugs. It hurt a little. I think there may be some minor bruising.... but it was worth it. Just to see adults cheer me on after going number one. lol