Ok, I finished season one of Angel. And I must say... Vampires.... not really my thing, but I did enjoy the series. However if you tell anyone I'll deny it! Here's what I observed.....
1. Apparently, every hallway of every apartment building in LA is a dimly lit hallway with at least one light burned out, and one flickering nearby.
2. Even though the "Vampire with a soul" is technically dead, with no heartbeat.... he still manages to get winded in a fight. How is that?
3. All lawyers are pawns of Satan.
4. Some demons seem nice. But in reality, they're still demons and they will feast on your brain if given a chance.
5. Rouge Demon Hunting British Geeks, are kinda hot.
Bonus observation...
When cornered by a vampire the proper behavior to exhibit A) Make eyes wide B) Open mouth as if to scream, but make no sound, and C) stand there. I mean they all just stood there and took it? Ok, so the vampire is soulless... but still... wouldn't it hurt if you kneed him in the crotch and ran like heck to get away? I mean yeah he's dead, but a knee to the crotch would still hurt, right?
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Vampires are, generally, FREAKING HOT!!!!!
(SPIKE IS THE HOTTEST)
That's true.... vampires are generally hot. Why is that? Maybe that's why people just stand thre and take it, cuz the vamps are HOT. hmmmmm......
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