Interesting

Jesus visited me in the mail yesterday. Seriously. I opened an envelope and there is this piece of paper you're supposed to lay over your lap (It has Jesus picture on it) and you're supposed to pray for.... blessings I think.... anyway if you mail the letter back to some church all these good things are going to happen to you!!! Apparently God spoke to this church, who then took it upon themselves to relay the message to me that good things are going to happen to me. The only catch is that I MUST send back the paper with Jesus face on it back to the church. Apparently God only wants to bless me if I am responsible enough to go purchase a stamp and stuff Him back in an envelope to send Him across the country.

So.... being the freak I am. I used it. I put it across my legs, and prayed for a trillion gazillion dollars, a kick arse handsome husband, who is nice, kind, and has a gazillion dollars. I prayed that my house automatically be signed over to me, with no money exchanged, and that my cousin Sarah would appear on my doorstep to fix my computer. (Hey, they said ask for ANYTHING.... because ANYTHING I asked God for, He would give me) The crazy part was.... as I was praying... the Jesus on the paper opened His eyes and looked at me!!! FREAAAAAAKYYYYYY! (It's like one of those magic eye things)

Sooooo.... now the conundrum is.... Do I mail Jesus back across the country, or throw him away? Somehow I feel that I may get hit by lightening if I throw him away.

Of course.... I could keep him around. The neighbor kid came over and saw Jesus and held it up to his face and told my son... "TALK TO GOD!!!!! I AM GOD!!!! TALK TO GOD!!!!" It was completely hilarious in a marginally sacrilegious sort of a way. **Sigh**