Perhaps I'm to cynical for the dating scene just yet..... (as evidenced by the following....)
Me-- So let me get this straight... you want ME to drive in a car with YOU, a person I just met, down to Mt Pleasant to pick up your brother???
Him-- Yeah, why not? I'll have you back by 1am.
Me-- Ok... that sounds like a great idea!!! Just tell me one thing.... at what point on the highway are you planning on dumping my cold lifeless body?
Him-- What???? Noo.... nooo... listen you can drive if you want!
Me-- Ohh.... even better, cuz that frees up BOTH hands for you to strangle me. Sssuuuppper!
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