Them- Whacca doing?
Me- Looking up which eating disorder I'm going to develop to loose weight.
Them- Oh... aaaaand?
Me- Well... I can't be an anorexic because I like food to much.
Them- Okaaay.
Me- And Bulimia is out because I hate puking.
Them- And it ruins your teeth.
Me- Right, and I like my teeth. And, as Mr Martinez pointed out... I have GREAT teeth! Anyway, I think I've decided on laxatives.
Them- Ewwww!!!!! Why?
Me- Well... I live alone, so no one is going to care if I spend all my time in the bathroom.
Them- Right, right. Good point.
Me- I'm always thinking ya know. Always thinking!
Them- Okaaay.
Me- Ok... it's settled then. Laxatives it is.
Them- Your arse is going to be on fire you know.
Me- Vanity must suffer my friend, vanity must suffer.
Them- You're a dork.
Me- Tell me something I don't know.
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