Realizations...

It was late. I was bored. LOL Besides, Kelly made me do it!

Realizations

1. I have come to realize that my butt: Is huge.
2. I have come to realize that when I talk: i don't stop.
3. I have come to realize that, if I love someone: It is the best feeling in the world
4. I have come to realize that, I need: to take care of me
5. I have come to realize that, I lost: A best friend
6. I have come to realize that, I hate it when: people you care about drift out of your life
7. I have come to realize that, if I'm drunk: there is a lot of laughing. Either at me, with me, or about the people around me.
8. I have come to realize that, marriage: Is not all it's cracked up to be.
9. I have come to realize that, work: Makes me feel like more of a person
10. I have come to realize that, I will always be: a big gullible sap
11. I have come to realize that, I like: coffee
12. I have come to realize that, the last time I cried was: over something that I will cry about, probably until the day I die.
13. I have come to realize that, my cell phone is: The most confusing piece of equipment on the face of this earth. Seriously, I doubt an airplane has this many buttons.
14. I have come to realize that, when I wake up in the morning: My first thought will always be.... Uuuuuuuugh....... Five more minutes
15. I have come to realize that, before I go to sleep at night: I will replay the favorite scenes from my life, over and over again.
16. I have come to realize that, right now: I am at a crossroads, but content.
17. I have come to realize that, babies: Are a gift. A gift that has this power over me, that compels me to either smile, coo, pick up, hug, smooch, or otherwise make myself look like a fool around them, and I don't give a crap.
18. I have come to realize that, when I get on Myspace: I'm just looking to check in on my friends and make sure I'm still loved. lol.
19. I have come to realize that, today I will: take one step at a time
20. I have come to realize that, tonight I will: cry
21. I have come to realize that, tomorrow I will: get yet another shot in the arm. 5 shots in 3 days. uuuugh.
.22. I have come to realize that, I really want to: go to my happy place and take up permanent residence.
23. I have come to realize that, working out: Is crap. They tell you, you'll get to a point where you enjoy it. But... it's a lie. I hate it. I've worked out before. I've been faithful. At one point I was working out everyday for like 30-45 minutes and that was for at least a year and I never once liked it, looked forward to it, or enjoyed it. It's dumb, it's stupid, and I'd rather be eating a sundae.
.24. I have come to realize that, friends: vital to my well being. (Hey I can't help it that I have the best friends in the world!)