My Family

They can't do anything easy. We're having a party for my uncle's 50th Birthday. Now you would think that would entail some cake, ice cream, candles... and with my family... beer. However that's not good enough. NOOOOO we need to have a theme. They can't do anything without a "Theme" so this years party theme is 70's - "Studio 54"- I've just received word that there will be a doorman (at the door of the tent/pole barn/whatever it is) to ensure that EVERYONE is in costume. Because Studio 54 was a VIP club. Seriously.... I think they've went over the top on this one. **sigh** So basically what I'm getting at here is..... anyone have any polyester I can borrow??? Any suggestions???? I was going to go all flower power hippy chick on them, but apparently that's to 60's. Look... I wasn't' born until 74, I'm not so sure I know the fashion that complete.

HELP!??!