Note To Self

When annoying man in a social setting tells you his brother has a girlfriend who not only dates his brother but has a girlfriend as well, AND he states that he thinks that is not cool. AND he states how much he disapproves of said lifestyle choices of said woman. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT play devils advocate and tell said person you too have a girlfriend. EVEN if you're just doing it to get the guy to SHUT up because he is being obstinate and belligerent, and 100% annoying. Just bite your tongue and smile, and delicately extract yourself from the conversation. Even it it means faining sudden death.

These are the things I learn from watching my friends! ;)

It was stinking hilarious though!